Pooems: A Book of Pooey Poetry

· Hachette UK
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32
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A hilariously pongy book of pooey rhymes from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog!

Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are rhymes that go there too!

When gorillas are full of bananas
They don't just go to the loo.
They swing from their nest,
They beat on their chest,
And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!

But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet?

Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children and adults giggling!

A hilariously pongy book of pooey rhymes from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog! Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are rhymes that go there too! When gorillas are full of bananas They don't just go to the loo. They swing from their nest, They beat on their chest, And t...

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Kes Gray (Author) br Kes Gray is the bestselling author of the OI FROG AND FRIENDS series of books that has sold over 3 million copies and has been adapted into a theatre show. He is a multi-award-winning author with over 70 books published. He eats Ideaflakes for breakfast, spreads silliness on his toast and loves to write books that will make children laugh out loud. He has won the Sainsbury's Children's Book Award and the Laugh Out Loud Book Award and has been shortlisted for the British Book Awards. Kes is based in Essex.
brbrDavid Tazzyman (Illustrator) br David Tazzyman is an award-wining illustrator from Leicestershire, England, UK, who wanted to be an artist since the age of five. David graduated from Manchester Metropolitan University in 1993 and worked as a commercial illustrator before falling into children's publishing in 2006, illustrating Andy Stanton's Mr Gum series, which won the first Roald Dahl Funny Prize in 2008. David now mainly illustrates children's picture and fiction books and lives in Leicestershire with his partner and 3 children. He likes football, cricket, golf and biscuits.brbr

Kes Gray (Author) br Kes Gray is the bestselling author of the OI FROG AND FRIENDS series of books that has sold over 3 million copies and has been adapted into a theatre show. He is a multi-award-winning author with over 70 books published. He eats Ideaflakes for breakfast, spreads silliness on ...

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