Make Your Life Great Again: Channel Your Inner Trump

Michael Alvear · V. E. Strousberg

Nov 2018 · Woodpecker Media

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Two evangelicals who “prefer saviors who weren’t crucified” teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There’s no gold at the end of the Golden Rule.

“A barbed send-up...filled with satirical glee!” —KIRKUS REVIEWS

“What Would Donald Do?”
A client is about to lose a promotion to an African-American. Another can’t get her daughter to lose weight. “What would Donald do?” ask the evangelical gurus, as they coach their clients into behaving like America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid.

“Lies are unborn facts.”
A nerdy client wants help filling out the profile on his dating app. A boob-honking client competes against a woman for CEO. Our Trump Whisperers show them how to go Tourette’s with the truth and ignore their conscience when it clangs like an Amber Alert.

“You have a Christian duty to insult everyone.”
Laugh through the rage. Find out why Trump supporters made this America’s #1 Returned Book!

* Afterword by the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Vladimir Putin.

RAVE REVIEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!

“I prefer books that weren’t published.” -- Donald Trump

“If I had a sense of humor this book would’ve made me laugh!” -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders

“Luckily, I’m a reptile so this book didn’t get under my skin.” -- Stephen Miller

“What’s satire?” -- Kanye West

Two evangelicals who “prefer saviors who weren’t crucified” teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There’s no gold at the end of the Golden Rule. “A barbed send-up...filled with satirical glee!” —KIRKUS...

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