I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

· HarperCollins
21 reviews
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325
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A "hilarious, refreshingly honest" look at parenting from the New York Times– bestselling author of I Heart My Little A-holes." (Elle Walker, cofounder of What's Up Moms ).

Moms and dads today worry they're bad parents. They see others on Facebook and Pinterest showing off their smiley, perfect, put-together spotless children creating masterworks of art in their gorgeously designed playrooms. They constantly hear moms brag about whipping up three-course gourmet dinners while their kids sit quietly reading books far beyond their grade level. They read posts from parents complaining that they can't get their daughter to eat her French fries because she's too full from broccoli.

But Karen Alpert knows this is not reality. Despite what you hear and read every day, you do not need to be perfect to be a kickass parent. Parenting is messy. Parenting is hard. Parenting brings out the best AND the worst in adults. And some of the best parents in the world are mediocre parents. Karen proudly admits she's a mediocre parent, and in I Want My Epidural Back she'll make you believe that "mediocre parents are awesome too."

Karen shares her honest, crass, pee-in-your-pants funny observations, stories, quips, and essays on discipline, potty training, eating, sleeping and more that will make you laugh and have you nodding your head in recognition. Observing the world of parents and children through her edgy and unique perspective, Karen brings reality into focus, reminding moms and dads everywhere to celebrate and embrace their own not-so-perfect-yet-totally-wonderful parenthood.

A "hilarious, refreshingly honest" look at parenting from the New York Times– bestselling author of I Heart My Little A-holes." (Elle Walker, cofounder of What's Up Moms ). Moms and dads today worry they're bad parents. They see others on Facebook and Pinterest showing off their smiley, perfect,...

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21 reviews
Git Bent
June 4, 2020
The prologue is like getting dp piledriven with no lube while striking the mirror pose from psycho i.e. 200% intensity plus cocaine level attempted edginess, with the whole celebrated author racket thrust in your face as a weak crutch when the whole yarn only serves to resonate with the lowest common denominator... if this is 'best seller', then idiocracy draws ever nearer, nevermind doomsday
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Clint Howe
September 20, 2020
I stumbed on this piece of literature after searching for the My McDonald's App and this being my first result. After reading the sample of the book I have to say I really appreciate having below Mediocre parents. Thankfully instead of having to listen to the authors delightfully witty anecdotes on life, I got mentally and physically abused by meth addicted parents. I did chuckle when I read that her son Commodore pulled a Mike Tyson at Kindy. Did they stitch the kids ear back on? Was there some sort of underground toddler fight club? Was her baby just an absolute monster? If you are a mother who has very little interests or life besides her kids you will find this hilarious. If not you will annoy your fiance forcing her to listen to the overly forced trashy mum humour. Definitely wouldn't recommend this over the official My McDonald's App which is the second result. I would give this 1.5 stars for the original art but I don't think I can justify rounding it up to a two star.
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Emma O Callaghan
June 24, 2016
A very honest, real and funny read. Made me feel like a 'normal' mommy
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About the author

Karen Alpert loves her family, chocolate and writing, in that order. So when she's not taking care of her kiddos or drinking Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle, she's probably working on her blog Baby Sideburns where she entertains hundreds of thousands of stressed out parents every day. She is a New York Times bestselling author and also an expert nagger who relentlessly badgers her husband until he finally breaks down and does what she wants.

Karen Alpert loves her family, chocolate and writing, in that order. So when she's not taking care of her kiddos or drinking Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle, she's probably working on her blog Baby Sideburns where she entertains hundreds of thousands of stressed out parents every day. Sh...

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