Dustin Cofield Adventures

I had it all planned out. Pick her up after work, and zip off to the airport for a spontaneous getaway. Paris - the city of lights. Every girl's favorite destination.

It was going to be awesome.

Until she screwed it all up by getting kidnapped by rogue elves.

Most folks think elves are something out of a myth, and guys like me have worked long and hard to keep it that way. I'm Dustin Cofield, and I'm an Elfsterminator.