Devil Drove Down to Jersey

Louis Morris has been an amusement park carny, an asbestos tester helper, a horse track snack bar cashier, a merry-go-round operator, a game store assistant manager, a knife salesman, an electronics store manager, a warehouse shift worker, a stay-at-home daddy, a security guard, and a auto-glass installer. He currently works as an under-appreciated government employee, saving the world one bottle of water at a time.

He still doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up...