The Ugly Monster Matchmaker Company

Aron Lewes · AI-narrated by Ava (from Google)
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6 hr 48 min
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If you're a troll, orc, or ogre looking for love, there's one man who can make your wildest wishes come true. Gideon Maximilian Scarborough, co-owner of The Ugly Monster Matchmaker LLC, devotes his life to turning ghastly creatures into savagely attractive humans. His magic can chisel a chin, remove warts, and turn a snout into a beautiful schnoz.


With his trusty dwarf sidekick, Becky, Gideon scours the globe in search of desperate clients. One such client is Gia, a wood sprite who's fallen hopelessly in love with a prince. At Gia's request, Gideon mixes a potion to make Prince Charming fall head over heels in love with her... but it all goes horribly wrong. As a result of Gideon's meddling, a princess is obsessed with him, a mad king wants him dead, and his greatest secret is exposed: Gideon's not just the owner of The Ugly Monster Matchmaker Company... he's also a client.


The Ugly Monster Matchmaker Company is a little bit Shrek, a little bit steampunk, and full of fantastical creatures.


Content Warning: Some mild language, violence, and comic mischief. Recommended for ages 13+

If you're a troll, orc, or ogre looking for love, there's one man who can make your wildest wishes come true. Gideon Maximilian Scarborough, co-owner of The Ugly Monster Matchmaker LLC, devotes his life to turning ghastly creatures into savagely attractive humans. His magic can chisel a chin, rem...

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